glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF

(via jesuschristvevo)

birbrightsactivist:

if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future

because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive

our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.

(via divergenttributefromdisneyworld)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via fake-mermaid)

troylerings:

do you know what I hate
I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HEADACHE OR THAT YOU ARE TIRED AND PEOPLE SAY “it’s because you spend too much time on the internet” ACTUALLY NO MAYBE ITS BC IM SO STRESSED ABOUT LIFE AND I CANT SLEEP BC EVERYTHING SUCKS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO BLAME IT ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS MY ONE WAY OF ESCAPING AND FINDING A BIT OF HAPPINESS so please kindly shut the fuck up

(via all-time-troyler)

draven926:

theboywasonfiretoo:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

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to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

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to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

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to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

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(via hashtagtroyler)

brendansrealdad:

brendanwtf:

brendansparents:

brendanwtf:

brendanwtf:

If I say a bad word do u guys promise not to tell my parents

crap

ur grounded

ur not my real dad

ur grounded

(via hashtagtroyler)